Purim Shpiel: Espresso launches new coffee pod flavor for Israelis laced with SSRIs: Depresso

Purim Shpiel: The following is a satirical article from The Jerusalem Post's annual parodic Purim page, The Jerusalem Roast. Enjoy!

That's that me, depresso.

That's that me, depresso.

(photo credit: Fred Duval. Via Shutterstock, Shutterstock/Giuseppe Elio Cammarata)

BySHIR PROZAC

MARCH 14, 2025 16:28

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